More proof that Obama works at IKEA!

As I looked at the IKEA website, I wondered who was the "Employlee of the Month". Obama is.I TOLD YOU!

Wet Your Pants!

Me and my friend Duncan (same person with me who did Kung Fu Fighting and Viva la Vida the movie club version) made a new song. It's a big hit!(not) But it's a good song! Listin to it now!

Hidden, Lost, and Rare Video!

There are a few reasons why this is the Hidden, Lost, and Rare Video! First of, Obama already won. Second, it is not on YouTube. And Third, nobody has seen it except my parents and my sister! RARE!!!!! Hope you enjoy it!

Sorry...

Our new video, "Kung Fu Fighting" got deleted by my dad until I'll get the credits right. Until that time, watch it right here on this blog! I'll get it on Blogger Viewer so you can watch it. Watch it right under this text. Until next time, Good Bye!

AWESOME!!!

Another New Video!

The 2nd Movie Club Movie we made, this is our musi video to the song "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Dougles. Enjoy!!!!!!!!



P.S. Sorry I didn't make a blog soon enough.

New Video!

My new YouTube video is on! It's called Joe's Energy Drink! WooHoo!
Warning: It's the sickest, grossest, and nastiest movie I had made... so far...

Weird Al in the Studio

The newest interveiw with Weird Al... IN 2-D!!!!!!!!!!

Part 1


Part 2


P.S. The same people who did the animation did the video for Al's "Trapped in the Drive-Thru"

OBAMA WON!?!?

I really wanted McCain but look at this! Obama won! I geuss I'll get used to it. Waaaaaaaa Waaaa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! To Bad So Sad they say. Any way here are some pictures of him as a (why am I doing this?) tribute.

HeHe... Billy Mays... He's Funny

Whatever you like parodys

They seem populer these days...

Poll #1 Winners!

3 votes: David Blaine
2 votes: David Copperfeild
0 votes: Criss Angel

David Blaine is the Winner!

My next poll: Holidays!!!!!!

Obama working at IKEA????

It's October 26, 2008 and October time means Halloween time! And at Halloween time, that means IKEA has it's 3D Halloween Fun House!!!!

It's pretty cool, I guess.

The reason I'm talking about it is that the person who you give the money to totally reminded us of Barrack Obama!! His voice, skin color, and personality is totally like him! Is Barrack Obama taking our money for him to win? I was so tempted to say "Hey! Where's Joe Biden?" or "I'm voting for McCain!!!" Yep. If you saw him, you would think he's Obama.

But the other person was a girl. It would be funnier if the lady was replaced with someone that reminded us of Joe Biden. I guess the girl could be Sarah Palin...

What Happened?

When you look at my blog today and for a long time your going to say "What Happened?" I tell you.

First of my number 897 on the top of the screen has changed to 565. And it's the same thing but green. That's my new template. You'll get used to it.

Also I have now Layout. I can put out gadgets! Look at my poll! Vote! Vote! Vote! Every week it will be changed. I'll put up more gadgets soon.

So that's what happened. Bye!

Steve Martin likes Magic!!!

Who Knew?

Fun with a Greenscreen!

P.S. Birds!!

Ten most funniest videos

10. Viva la Vida Parody



9. HaHaHa



8. Ipod Commercial



(I already posted this on my blog)

7.Sol Animation



6. Numa Numa



5.Star Wars Kid



4. 10-second Exposure...



3. John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd



2. Criss Angel Spoofs David Blaine



And Number 1 is...


Josa La Vida!!!!

HaHaHa

This is what happens when you have a black out during a Ipod commercial.

Reveiw: David Blaine: Dive of Death

1 word: WOW! This was my first David Blaine special and it's amazing! First let's talk about the stunt.

Blaine's stunt this time was to stay upside down on a wire for 3 days with no food or water. Pretty cool, huh? But then he does his "Dive of Death"! Blaine jumped from the top of his rig, floated down, then ascended up into the air and disappeared. Here are the other tricks he did.

*Bullet Catch: It's so cool! The best part is they do it in slow motion!

*Extreme Burn: The best change to turn 5 1 doller bills to 5 100 doller bills!

*Fraud: Daniel Garcia's (One of Blaine's Favorite Magicains and freinds) bill trick where you move the seal from one side to the other.

*Prediction: A women pick a card. Then he takes the Ace of Spades and on the bottom says the card they picked.

*Silly Putty: Blaine takes a quarter and stretched it like silly putty.

*Melted Away: This is my favorite card trick he did. Blaine had a woman choose a card sign it, then put it back in the deck. Blaine had another woman choose a different suit. He held the deck in his hand, which visibly melted away, leaving only the chosen suit and the signed card.

*Matchbook: A person picks a card and marked it. They then sandwiches it in his hands. Then a person lights a match from a matchbook. A person then thinks of a different card as the match was held under his hand. Then he blows out the match and the card in his hand was the card he was thinking of. The first card? It was the matchbook.

*Ambitious Card: The classic trick David Blaine's version.

*Coin Bend: A person signs a quarter, then hold it in a closed fist. After everybody touched her fist, it was bent.

*Butterfly: Blaine calls for a butterfly and lands on his hand.

*Paper Jump: Blaine made a little piece of paper jump from his hand to a little girl’s hand.

*Card Jump: A girl thinks of a card, cut the deck, then flicks the deck. Half of the deck flips up and the card were she flicked was her card.

*Strange Travelers: This is one of Blaine's favorites. Blaine and his victum (in this case Orlando Bloom) each get ten cards. Blaine shows Bloom his ten cards and asks him to think of one of them. Then his card he was thinking of dissapered! Now Bloom has 11!

*Coin Dance: There are 4 cell phones on the table. He had the owners of the phones call the other phones, then put a quarter on the plate. The quarter started dancing, shaking and vibrating.

*Wrong End: Blaine eats the end of a signed bill. Then he trys to do the classic: spitting the piece back on. But on the wrong end. Woops!

*Cap thru Bottle: In this trick, he takes a cap of of the bottle and asks someone to try to put the cap in the bottle. It won't go in. Blaine took the cap, slapped it on the bottom of the bottle… and the cap jumped inside the bottle. He then had another spectator hold his hands near the bottom of the bottle, which drops off by itself.

*You're the President!: Blaine had a man take a cell phone picture of another man, then struck an outstretched dollar bill with the phone. The second man’s face appeared on the bill, in place of Washington’s face.

*Random Numbers: Blaine had random spectators call out random numbers. He then pulled out a lottery ticket with each of the chosen numbers.

*Bullseye: Blaine had a spectator choose and sign a card. Another man shuffled the deck. Blaine sprang the cards out, then threw a dart. The selected card was on the dart.

*eXile: Blaine drew three Xs in a triangle on a man’s hand, then placed a quarter between all three. One by one, he wiped the Xs off, then picked up the quarter… all three Xs were underneath.

He also did a trick dedicated to Houdini where one of the strongest man punches Blaine in the gut twice!

He also talked about his childhood. I thought it was cool.

Score: 9/10!!!

I got Tagged!

I got tagged by Amber. I'm tag Dad, Grama, Wiz, and Eillen. Here's the rules: Answer the questions using only one word. Then tag four other people. Yay!



1. Where is your cell phone? Behind me



2. Your significant other? Unknown



3. Your hair? Short



4. Your mother? Kristin



5. Your father? Tim



6. Your favorite thing?Magic



7. Your dream last night? Unknown



8. Your favorite drink? Root Beer



9. Your dream/goal? Magicain



10. The room you’re in? Computer room



11. Your hobby? Magic



12. Your fear? Pain



13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? School



14. What you’re not? Famous



15. Muffins? Chocalete



16. One of your wish list items? Cards



17. Where you grew up? Provo



18. The last thing you did? Homework



19. What are you wearing? Sweater


20. Favorite gadget? Computer


21. Your pets? Cats


22. Your computer? AWESOME!


23. Your mood? O.K.


24. Missing someone? Leif


25. Your car? Minivan


26. Something you’re not wearing? Socks


27. Favorite store? Partyland


28. Like someone? Kody


29. Your favorite color? Blue


30. When is the last time you laughed? Freinds


31. Last time you cried? Hurt


Yay! I'm done!

Awareness Tests

How good are your powers of observation? Watch closely!

Populer Youtube Video: Numa Numa

Here is a guy lip singing a weird song.




Hey! Mine is better! (I think)!

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING: THE 5 SECOND MOVIE YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS SO SCARY IT WILL MAKE YOU WET YOUR PANTS. I REPEAT DO NOT WATCH THE 5 SECOND MOVIE UNDERNEATH HERE

The Dragon Fanning Deck

This is the coolest fanning deck ever created. A fanning deck is a deck where you can make magicial patterns.

Harry Potter 6!

This trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince looks so good! I can't wait to watch it!

Magic gone wrong

Here is a magicain peforming Card thru Window to an unknown car.




Rule number 4 in the magic handbook: Always be comforable peforming tricks.

Death of a Salesman

My Uncle posted this video on Youtube yesterday staring my other Uncle and my Aunt.

Jay Sankey Part 5

Oh my Gosh! It's Larry!!!!!!!! Episode 3 of the Amazing Larry Just came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool Coin Vanish: Silver Dream

Episode 4 today is about a coin vanish that Justin Miller created called Silver Dream. In this one he makes 3 coins vanish and reappear in a lot of various ways. Let's watch.

Cool Coin Vanish: Sandwich

The third episode today is about the coin vanish Sandwich. This one is not as amazing as others but still pretty cool! Two playing cards are shown along with a coin. He puts one of the playing cards down, then places the coin on the playing card, and sandwiches with the other card. With a snap, the coin vanishes, and as always, both hand are empty!

Cool Coin Vanish: Revolution

This is the second episode. Our next CCV is Revolution. It was made up by Brad Christain, the president of Ellusionist.com. A coin is placed on the back of the magicains hand. Then he starts to rub the back of his hand. Then he takes the coin and it vanishes! Both hands shown empty!

Cool Coin Vanish: Raven

This is the first episode of Cool Coin Vanish. Our first CCV is the Raven. David Blaine made the Raven up and did it on one of his TV specials. It is really cool. The magicain puts the coin in someone's hand. He waves his hand over her hand and it vanishes! Both hand shown empty! Here's a video of someone doing the Raven.


Amazing Coin Trick - The funniest videos clips are here

Tricky!

Here is a picture that someone found on Google Earth. As you can see there is a flying car over a little ground next to a parking lot. LOOK AT THE PICTURE BEFORE READING THE BOTTOM PART!!!!!!

The secret is a black car next to the white one, so it looks like the black car is a shadow. Like I said in the title, tricky!

Jay Sankey Part 4

Jay Sankey talks about THE ART OF *MANCING!



*Mancing is magic and dancing together.

Jay Sankey Part 3

Here is Jay as the Boris Pocusssssssssss!

Jay Sankey Part 2

Here is Jay doing cool tricks and impressions as he is acing as THE GREAT LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1


#2

Jay Sankey Part 1

Jay Sankey is one of my favorite comedy magicians. Here is one of his videos. He takes a simple method that we magicians use and turns it up side down!

Good Music.Part One

I like good music. There really good. Here's one of my favorite songs. It's called Money for nothing/Beverly Hillibes by Weird Al.







Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics

Favorite Movies Part 1

10. Horten Hears A Who!


9. Corpes Bride


8.The Simpsons Movie


7. Spaceballs


6. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunte Events


5.The Spongebob Squarepants Movie


4.Ghostbusters


3.Meet The Robinsons


2.Jumangi


1.UHF

Making fun of senators.

My sister made of McCain, Clinton, and Obama. Here are the pictures. If you agree, I think Obama looks a little TOO diffrent.

New cats!

We have new pets! Yesterday we bought 2 cute kittins and we like them a lot. We have not thought of names for them yet, but we are thinking about calling them Boomer and Helo. I will give you updates on our new cats.

# 2 of the places I went to.

The next town I went to is the Port Angles SUPER 8 MOTEL! The motel room was smaller than the Shearton, but still kind of cool! The room has channels Nick and Disney Channel but not Cartoon Network. For breakfast they had cearel, muffins, bread, OH and I almost forgot, WAFFLES...

While we were at the Super 8, we went on a boat called the ferry, to get to Canada! Canada is a cool place. We went to The Royal British Colombia Museum (see above). It was fun. I liked learning there.

After we checked out of Super 8, we went to A place called Hurricane Ridge. It still had snow up there! And, says a movie, it couls stay up there till late July! Wooo! That was all that happened at Port Angleus. Next blog, FORKS!

The Places I went on my trip.

I went to Washington last 2 weeks and came back yesterday.I stayed at a Hotel, 2 Motels, and a Inn. I also stayed at 2 peoples houses, but today I show you the "FANCY" places. So, #1 is... THE SHERATON SEATTLE! This is the hotel. It's the fanciest place we stayed at. To bad they did not have breakfast for people to have, like the others. But our hotel room was huge! Well, not that huge. They have a TV that's big, and plays Cartoon Network, and Nick, but not Disney Channel. As we were at the Sheraton, we went on a monorail. It was fun. The monorail led us to Seattle Center. At there, they had festivals, food and singers although out Seattle Center. And they have a big fountain the looks like a turtle shell water spraying out of it. Me and Elisabeth got wet a whole bunch.It was cold but fun to. We also went to childrens museuam. It was lots of fun. I made a statue of the Space Needle. The Space Needle looks really cool and really famous. It looks like a UFO on top and there's this elevator that goes up the Space Needle and you can look out of a window. I did not go up there but it sounds fun!

Well, that's really much it in Seattle, so next blog... Port Angles!

The B.J.H War.

Now your wondering, What is the B.J.H war? I thought all that's happening now is the Iraq war! Here's a hint. There's only 3 people. Here's their pictures. Now do I need to say anything more? Good. The Barack/Jhon/Hilary war.

VFD

Here are all the VFDs that people think it stands for.

Vain Fat Dictator (p. 82, SS)
Valley of Four Drafts
Valorous Farms Dairy
Vaporetto of Favorite Detritus (TE)
Various Finery Disguises (Phase Two of Disguise Kit, CC and LSUA)
Veiled Facial Disguises (Phase Three of Disguise Kit, CC)
Venom Feels Delightful Press (p. 167, LSUA)
The publishing company for The Mamba du Mal: A Snake That Will Never Kill Me, by Tony "Mommy" Eggmonteror.
Verbal Fridge Dialogue
Verdant Flammable Devices (p. SS)
Verifying Fernald's Defection (p. 220, GG)
An article from The Daily Punctilio which states that Fernald was responsible for burning down Anwhistle Aquatics.
Veritable French Diner (repeatedly in LSUA)
Jerome Squalor's favorite restaurant and where he met Esmé Squalor.
Vernacularly Fastened Door
Verse Fluctuation Declaration (p. 157, GG)
Versed Furtive Disclosure (p. 153, GG)
The book Klaus finds in the Gorgonian Grotto.
Vertical Flame Diversion (SS)
Very False Documents Press (p. 162, LSUA)
The publishing company which published Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer, by Vincent Francis Doyle.
Very Fancy Doilies (throughout EE, invented as a red herring)
Very Fancy Doily Press (p. 164, LSUA)
Very Fascinating Drama (p. 80, SS)
Very Fast Delivery (p. 204, LSUA)
Very Flavorless Diet (p. 102, TE)
Klaus invents this meaning as a joke. It refers to the seaweed diet they have to eat which is very flavorless indeed.
Very Fresh Dill
Very Frightening Danger (p. v, LSUA)
Under the copyright in the Autobiography, Snicket says:
"If you recognize yourself in any of the photographs or illustrations in this book you may find yourself in Very Frightening Danger and/or slightly embarrassed but there is nothing you can do about it."
Very Fine Dramatists
Very Fun Day (p. 81, SS)
Vessel For Disaccharides
Village of Fowl Devotees
Vincent Francis Doyle (p. 162, LSUA)
The author of Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer.
Vinegar-Flavored Doughnuts (p. 81, SS)
Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes
Vineyard's Famous Donkeys (in the Autobiography, they are mentioned in the Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes)
Violent Frozen Dragonflies (p. 81, SS)
Violet's Fifteenth Date (p. 249, GG; "date" meaning "birthday")
Vision Furthering Devices (throughout The Penultimate Peril)
Visitable Fungal Ditches (p. 102, GG)
Vital Fan Disclosure (If you send an e-mail to Lemony Snicket at http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lsnicket%40harpercollins.com&action=edit&redlink=1, you will receive an "Out of Office AutoReply that is apparently mailed to you by: Anonymous Representative HarperCollins Publishers Department of Vital Fan Disclosure).
Voice Fakery Disguises (CC)
Volatile Fungus Deportation (throughout GG)
Voluntary Fish Domestication (p. 98, GG)
Volunteer Factual Dispatches (throughout GG)
Volunteer Feline Detectives
Volunteer Fire Department This is what it stands for!
Volunteers Fighting Disease (throughout HH)
Voracious Fierce Dragon (p. 82, SS)
Voracious Film Discussion Press (p. 165, LSUA)
This company published I Lost Something at the Movies by Lena Pukalie.
v • d • eA Series of Unfortunate Events
Written by Lemony Snicket and illustrated by Brett Helquist

ASoUE

From left to right, Count Olaf ,Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

These are the Main
Characters of a Seires of Unfortunate Events. Lemony Snicket wrote these books. I'm on the 8th book. All of these books can be explained with 1 word .

1.Sunny

2.Nosence

3.Ike

4.Cutting

5.Kidnapping

6.Eratz

7.Tree

See the clue in here?

13 Shocking Secrets You'll Wish You Never Knew About Lemony Snicket

13 secrets has been revealed! Lemony Snicket (a.k.a. Daniel Handler) would not reveal the 13th secret in his website, but thanks to Wikipedia, they disovered the 13th. Here they are!

1.Lemony Snicket is not who you think he is.
2.Lemony Snicket is one of three siblings.
3.Lemony Snicket's niece is an orphan.
4.Lemony Snicket is wanted for arson.
5.Lemony Snicket grew up with a terrible villain. (Count Olaf?)
6.Lemony Snicket attended boarding school.
7.When he was a baby, Lemony Snicket was kidnapped by a secret organization. (Was V.F.D.)
8.Lemony Snicket was fired from The Daily Punctilio.
9.Lemony Snicket helped Beatrice commit a serious crime before her death.
10.Lemony Snicket was disguised as a bullfighter when he was captured.
11.Lemony Snicket's work is filled with secret messages meant for his associates.
12.Lemony Snicket has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle. (Really?!?!)
13.He is finished.

Don't Read ASoUE

Dear Blogger,
The next few blogs are about the Baudelaire orphans, the dreadful and mysterious Count Olaf, the sad Quagmires, and the confusuing intials that read V.F.D. You will be better reading another blog. Or, just in case, smash your computer with a hammer.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket.

The Simpsons

The Simpsons is a funny show.

Homer is America's funniest yellow bald cartoon guy (I think there is only one). Homer loves food. Now, SPIDERPIG!!!!!!!(on the other hand) is the pig in the movie. The Simsons website is http://www.thesimpsons.com/index.html

Homestar Monkey

Boy, there are lot of similer things in these pictures... Number 1= They both are funny. Number 2= They both have no shirts. Number 3= Um... no... trees... not for the monkey.

YO-YO!

I like playing with yo-yos. It's fun. To the right are my first yo-yos. #1 was a Duncan Imperail and #2 was a Duncan Mosquito(expept mine was red). If you want to learn more and learn some cool tricks, I sugest you do Expert Village.

Mr .B Natural

The funniest short ever: MR.B NATURAL! It is so funny! A woman acts as a man. For part 1 click here:
CLICK HERE. And for part 2 click here:CLICK HERE INSTEAD. Watch and laugh! Watch and Snort!
P.S. Heres a funny video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa0lVZhGfo0