VFD

Here are all the VFDs that people think it stands for.

Vain Fat Dictator (p. 82, SS)
Valley of Four Drafts
Valorous Farms Dairy
Vaporetto of Favorite Detritus (TE)
Various Finery Disguises (Phase Two of Disguise Kit, CC and LSUA)
Veiled Facial Disguises (Phase Three of Disguise Kit, CC)
Venom Feels Delightful Press (p. 167, LSUA)
The publishing company for The Mamba du Mal: A Snake That Will Never Kill Me, by Tony "Mommy" Eggmonteror.
Verbal Fridge Dialogue
Verdant Flammable Devices (p. SS)
Verifying Fernald's Defection (p. 220, GG)
An article from The Daily Punctilio which states that Fernald was responsible for burning down Anwhistle Aquatics.
Veritable French Diner (repeatedly in LSUA)
Jerome Squalor's favorite restaurant and where he met Esmé Squalor.
Vernacularly Fastened Door
Verse Fluctuation Declaration (p. 157, GG)
Versed Furtive Disclosure (p. 153, GG)
The book Klaus finds in the Gorgonian Grotto.
Vertical Flame Diversion (SS)
Very False Documents Press (p. 162, LSUA)
The publishing company which published Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer, by Vincent Francis Doyle.
Very Fancy Doilies (throughout EE, invented as a red herring)
Very Fancy Doily Press (p. 164, LSUA)
Very Fascinating Drama (p. 80, SS)
Very Fast Delivery (p. 204, LSUA)
Very Flavorless Diet (p. 102, TE)
Klaus invents this meaning as a joke. It refers to the seaweed diet they have to eat which is very flavorless indeed.
Very Fresh Dill
Very Frightening Danger (p. v, LSUA)
Under the copyright in the Autobiography, Snicket says:
"If you recognize yourself in any of the photographs or illustrations in this book you may find yourself in Very Frightening Danger and/or slightly embarrassed but there is nothing you can do about it."
Very Fine Dramatists
Very Fun Day (p. 81, SS)
Vessel For Disaccharides
Village of Fowl Devotees
Vincent Francis Doyle (p. 162, LSUA)
The author of Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer.
Vinegar-Flavored Doughnuts (p. 81, SS)
Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes
Vineyard's Famous Donkeys (in the Autobiography, they are mentioned in the Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes)
Violent Frozen Dragonflies (p. 81, SS)
Violet's Fifteenth Date (p. 249, GG; "date" meaning "birthday")
Vision Furthering Devices (throughout The Penultimate Peril)
Visitable Fungal Ditches (p. 102, GG)
Vital Fan Disclosure (If you send an e-mail to Lemony Snicket at http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lsnicket%40harpercollins.com&action=edit&redlink=1, you will receive an "Out of Office AutoReply that is apparently mailed to you by: Anonymous Representative HarperCollins Publishers Department of Vital Fan Disclosure).
Voice Fakery Disguises (CC)
Volatile Fungus Deportation (throughout GG)
Voluntary Fish Domestication (p. 98, GG)
Volunteer Factual Dispatches (throughout GG)
Volunteer Feline Detectives
Volunteer Fire Department This is what it stands for!
Volunteers Fighting Disease (throughout HH)
Voracious Fierce Dragon (p. 82, SS)
Voracious Film Discussion Press (p. 165, LSUA)
This company published I Lost Something at the Movies by Lena Pukalie.
v • d • eA Series of Unfortunate Events
Written by Lemony Snicket and illustrated by Brett Helquist

ASoUE

From left to right, Count Olaf ,Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

These are the Main
Characters of a Seires of Unfortunate Events. Lemony Snicket wrote these books. I'm on the 8th book. All of these books can be explained with 1 word .

1.Sunny

2.Nosence

3.Ike

4.Cutting

5.Kidnapping

6.Eratz

7.Tree

See the clue in here?

13 Shocking Secrets You'll Wish You Never Knew About Lemony Snicket

13 secrets has been revealed! Lemony Snicket (a.k.a. Daniel Handler) would not reveal the 13th secret in his website, but thanks to Wikipedia, they disovered the 13th. Here they are!

1.Lemony Snicket is not who you think he is.
2.Lemony Snicket is one of three siblings.
3.Lemony Snicket's niece is an orphan.
4.Lemony Snicket is wanted for arson.
5.Lemony Snicket grew up with a terrible villain. (Count Olaf?)
6.Lemony Snicket attended boarding school.
7.When he was a baby, Lemony Snicket was kidnapped by a secret organization. (Was V.F.D.)
8.Lemony Snicket was fired from The Daily Punctilio.
9.Lemony Snicket helped Beatrice commit a serious crime before her death.
10.Lemony Snicket was disguised as a bullfighter when he was captured.
11.Lemony Snicket's work is filled with secret messages meant for his associates.
12.Lemony Snicket has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle. (Really?!?!)
13.He is finished.

Don't Read ASoUE

Dear Blogger,
The next few blogs are about the Baudelaire orphans, the dreadful and mysterious Count Olaf, the sad Quagmires, and the confusuing intials that read V.F.D. You will be better reading another blog. Or, just in case, smash your computer with a hammer.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket.

The Simpsons

The Simpsons is a funny show.

Homer is America's funniest yellow bald cartoon guy (I think there is only one). Homer loves food. Now, SPIDERPIG!!!!!!!(on the other hand) is the pig in the movie. The Simsons website is http://www.thesimpsons.com/index.html

Homestar Monkey

Boy, there are lot of similer things in these pictures... Number 1= They both are funny. Number 2= They both have no shirts. Number 3= Um... no... trees... not for the monkey.

YO-YO!

I like playing with yo-yos. It's fun. To the right are my first yo-yos. #1 was a Duncan Imperail and #2 was a Duncan Mosquito(expept mine was red). If you want to learn more and learn some cool tricks, I sugest you do Expert Village.

Mr .B Natural

The funniest short ever: MR.B NATURAL! It is so funny! A woman acts as a man. For part 1 click here:
CLICK HERE. And for part 2 click here:CLICK HERE INSTEAD. Watch and laugh! Watch and Snort!
P.S. Heres a funny video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa0lVZhGfo0

LINERIDER!!!!!!!MST3K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the linerider website. I am still working on that MST3K corse! It may take a while...

Santa Claus and MST3K

Ladies & Geltamen The Tom Servo Christmas carol! For a Weird reason, Tom is sad about santa! Why? Read to find out! Speaking of witch, I am trying to make a LINERIDER ( or LINERIDER ZADA or LINERIDER BETA 2) mst3k special. If you don't know what LINERIDER is, go to Google and type in linerider. Maybe you will find LINERIDER!

Spanish!

I found how to say Mystery Science Theater 3000 in spanish & German. Spanish: Teatro 3000 De la Ciencia
German: Geheimnis-Wissenschaft Theater 3000
COOOOOOOOOOOL!

Waffles Waffles MST3K Waffles!

Waffles. My favorite breakfest food. So why mst3k can't make fun of waffles? Here is THE WAFFLE SONG! Next blog, How to say Mystery Science Theater 3000 in spanish.....& mexin...........& german.........

MST3K Christmas( & other Holidays)!

I can't wait for christmas! I was Dr.F for Halloween! Any way..... did you like the songs? Well I might find more! Hey! I found the MST3K song called The Waffle Song! I'l put it on next blog.

MMMMSSSSSTTTTT33333KKKKK!!!!!?

I saw this old comshil that said,"Mystery Science Theater 3000 is nuts about peanet bars!". I said "WHAT THE HECK!". My name is Joe, So my siter sometimes call me "Joel"! I want to bring back MST3K. Today I wached Labyrinth & I made fun of it (but not the songs. They were cool!).

Mitchell!

Mitchell is the last episode of Joel. It's sad I Know. Anyway see if you can find clips that say mst3k mitchell.

7 8 9 10!

Here's An MST3K Website That Has The 7, 8, 9, And 10 Episodes.
Click Here For It! Engoy! Oh And Also Theres A few More Things On The Bottom That Are Cool!

My-My-Mystery Sc-Sc-Science Th-Th-Theater 3-3-3000

When I'm In School I make fun of what the boss saids. That's Because I Like Mystery Science Theater 3000! I have Like 10 tapes and DVDs of MST3K! Next Blog A Link Will Be There. It has about all the songs Joel, Mike, Tom Servo, Crow, And Gypsy.

Yeah!

I Have Find The MST3K Theme Song With The Words!!!! Click Here! It will Help you understand the show if you have good ears!

The End Song Of MST3K

Every show has a end song. Well MST3K has one. Click Here For It! This MST3K Song Is also called The Love Theme. NOTE: Girls Might Think This Song Is Preety Like Creepy Girl. Maybe Next Blog I will Have The MST3K Theme Song With the Words.

M+S+T+3+K=MST3K

The MST3K Theme Song!!!!! Click Here For It! Before Mystery Science Theater 3000 was named Mystery Science Theater 3000, Joel Thoght it Would Be good to call it Mystery Science Theater 2000. But they Called it Mystery Science Theater 3000. I think I can bring a MST3K Theme Song With The Words And The Screen. Next blog I am going to do is put up the MST3K end song.