Mystery Joseph Theater 3000

Disneyland Attraction Review: Snow White's Scary Adventures

2010-09-19T14:30:00.000-07:00

Ride: Snow White's Scary Adventures
Number of times I've ridden it: One

This dark ride and Peter Pan's Flight are the dark ride's I remember. And I don't know why.

Snow White's Scary Adventures is a dark ride in which you go through the movie Snow White. It is the most scary dark ride in Disneyland. It even made me jump when you see the witch look into the magic mirror and then when she turns she becomes the crazy grandma who gives Snow White that apple. So little kids may be scared at this one. SO BEWARE!!!

Overall Rating: 8/10

Disneyland Attraction Review: Jungle Cruise

2010-09-19T14:23:00.001-07:00

Ride: Jungle Cruise
Number of time's I've ridden it: One

A little cheesy, but cool. Now only if this could attach to the Indiana Jones Ride that would be cool.

Jungle Cruise is where you explore the jungle in a boat. But you see alligators and piranhas and the boat breaks when the piranhas come out, and you see robots of animals and people and it's just good ol' fun. It may be just a little scary for some people. But the ride is pretty calm.

Overall Rating: 8.5/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Sleeping Beauty Castle Walkthrough

2010-09-19T14:08:00.000-07:00

Attraction: Sleeping Beauty Castle Walkthrough
Number of times I've been in it: One

I'm still wondering if you actually go into the famous castle itself, because if you do, that would be cool.

Sleeping Beauty Castle Walkthrough is a place where you walk through the movie "Sleeping Beauty" It's a lot like Tarzan's Treehouse. I find it to be more scarier just because there is stuff like, "Hey look at this tiny window. There's a tiny person. I need to look close up to the mirror to see what that is. I still can't see HOLY STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS IN A TOASTER MADE OUT OF OLD TELEVISION ANTENNAS!" I said that because a orge just appeared out of nowhere. Anyway, fun, fun.

Overall Rating: 8/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Pinocchio's Daring Journey

2010-09-19T13:52:00.000-07:00

Ride: Pinocchio's Daring Journey
Number of time's I've ridden it: One

This one of those rides that was never important to me so I forgot a bunch of it.

Pinocchio's Daring Journey is a dark ride that I forgot what happened. Let me see a video of it and I'll probably remember.

OK, I watched a video. It's pretty cool. I would go on that ride. Oh wait, I did. I don't remember that ride at all! But it's not a roller coaster, it's just a calm ride just like every other dark ride. So yeah, you should go on it.

Overall Rating: 7/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Peter Pan's Flight

2010-09-19T13:39:00.000-07:00

Ride: Peter Pan's Flight
Number of time's I've ridden it: Once

Peter Pan's Flight was the first ride I went at Disneyland. It's also probably my favorite dark ride.

Peter Pan's Flight is a ride where you fly with Peter Pan into space. Sounds like Space Mountain, huh? Well, there is this scene that looks a lot like Space Mountain just because you're flying through space, but it's a lot more calmer. You also go through the house and some other scenes in the movie. But that space scene looks so cool! There is some very slow dips. But it is awesome, and I thought it was a perfect introduction to Disneyland for me.

Overall Rating: 8.5/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Mr.Toad's Wild Ride

2010-09-19T13:26:00.000-07:00

Ride: Mr.Toad's Wild Ride
Number of times I've ridden it: One

Don't worry, the ride is not wild. They just said that to see how many people like wild rides.

Mr.Toad's Wild Ride is a dark ride in which you take a ride to nowhere. It's very hard to explain what happened because I forgot most of it. I remember that there was a cool scene with of these huge speech bubbles going, "BOOM!!", "BLAM!!!" and "CRASH!" with blinking lights. So it's basically any other dark ride except a little faster.

Overall Rating: 7/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Matterhorn Bobsleds

2010-08-15T19:33:00.000-07:00

Ride: Matterhorn Bobsleds
Number of times I've ridden it: One

Note: This is one of the rides I call "The Five Dancing Rides"(which I love) The reason why they are called that is because you do sharp turns and sudden drops. If you try doing it you're self, it looks like you're dancing. Just had to bring that out because otherwise if you have not read the other 4 dancing ride reviews, then this review would make no sense.

Matterhorn Bobsleds is the only dancing ride that I did once. But it's really cool and I wish I could do it again when I had the chance.

Matterhorn Bobsleds is a ride where you explore the Matterhorn mountain on a bobsled, when you some times run into a yeti. There are no big dips which is very nice. But if you are afraid of heights, you may consider not going just because you out the mountain to see a great view of Disneyland. I've also heard that if you do it at the right time, you will be right next to the Disneyland fireworks as you ride. I've never tried it, but I bet I would as scared as I was when you go right next to the fireworks on Sorain' Over California. But me and my roller coaster loving siblings loved this ride. You may not, even though it's not so intense.

Overall Rating: 10/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Mad Tea Party

2010-08-15T19:20:00.000-07:00

Ride: Mad Tea Party
Number of times I've ridden it: One

(BARF) huh, huh... (BARF) huh... O.K., let's do the review.

Mad Tea Party is a ride where you spin around in a tea cup for a couple of minutes. And I feel sick from just spinning around in my swivel chair! I was surprised that I wasn't that sick, even when it was spinning me faster than a swivel chair. The ground also turns, so it some times looks like your about to crash to the next tea cup right next to you. So, in conclusion, if you become really sick by spinning around like crazy, then, by heavens no do you ride this. But the tea cups do make a convenient barf bag...

Overall Rating: 8/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: it's a small world

2010-08-15T19:07:00.000-07:00

Ride: it's a small world
Number of times I've ridden it: Two

My favorite thing about it's a small world is the building itself. It just looks dang cool!

"it's a small world" is a ride where you ride around the world in a boat with the "catchy" song "It's a Small World" in a bunch of different languages. I liked the ride. Sure it's not one of my favorites, but the rooms look so cool! There's like something to see anywhere you look. I like how there are some famous Disney characters in it. There's nothing scary in this ride (unless you're scared of singing dolls). There are no drops or sharp turns. It's the perfect ride for children.

Overall Rating: 8/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Disney Princess Fantasy Faire

2010-08-15T18:57:00.000-07:00

Show: Disney Princess Fantasy Faire
Number of times I've seen it: One

I'm a boy. You actually suspect me to do a review on this? Sure, I saw it but I didn't really pay attention. So, I'm going to let my sister review this one.

O.K... she just told me to ask my little brother Sam about it because he liked it more. Um... O.K.?

All right, here are my Sam's words. "I LIKED IT SO MUCH! I LIKE BECAUSE I LIKE TO DANCE. I'M A DANCER! 10/10!"

There you go.

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Casey Jr. Circus Train

2010-08-15T18:44:00.000-07:00

Ride: Casey Jr. Circus Train
Number of times I've ridden it: One

This is a fun calm ride, but my only complaint is that they called me a monkey...

Casey Jr. Circus Train is a ride that's a calm simple ride in a train on the hill that you see in Storybook Land Canal Boats. And it's pretty fun. There is a moment where it actually feels like a thrill ride. Because you start going up a hill and then you go down the hill, but very slowly. I read somewhere that it was supposed to be a roller coaster, but it was to dangerous. Anyway, go on it just for fun. I don't think there could be anything scary in this.

Overall Rating: 7/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin

2010-08-15T17:15:00.001-07:00

Ride: Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin
Number of time's I've ridden it: One

First off, let me say something about the line. IT'S FREAKING LONG! IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO END SOON BUT IT KEEPS ON GOING! GOSH! ANYWAY, ON TO THE REVEIW!

ROGER RABBIT'S ... WHOOPS, CAPS LOCK WAS ON THIS WHOLE ENTIRE TIME? I'LL FIX THAT. There, that's better. Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin is a ride where you ride in this car through the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? It's a lot like all the other ones, like Mike & Sully for the Resuce and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. The only difference is that you have control of how much you want it to spin and you get to control how far you want to spin. That's about it. But it was not worth the hour wait.

Overall Rating 7.5/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Tarzan's Treehouse

2010-08-15T16:55:00.000-07:00

Attraction: Tarzan's Treehouse
Number of times I've been in it: One

Tarzan's Treehouse is exactly right next to Indiana Jones Adventure. I loved Indiana Jones so much that I did not notice the treehouse. So after the 4th time I went on that ride, my dad said "Have you checked out Tarzan's Treehouse?" And then I said in my mind, "HOLY STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS IN A TOASTER MADE OUT OF OLD TELEVISION ANTENNAS! There's a Tarzan ride here! That must be new!"

Tarzan's Treehouse is a place that you walk and they have dioramas that explain to you the movie. It's a lot like Sleeping Beauty Castle Walthrough. There is a bridge that is a bit scary, but not much. The coolest part is at the end where they have all of these thing that you can make music out of.

Overall Rating: 6/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Indiana Jones Adventure

2010-08-15T16:29:00.000-07:00

Ride: Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye
Number of times I've ridden it: Four

Note: This is one of the rides I call "The Five Dancing Rides"(which I love) The reason why they are called that is because you do sharp turns and sudden drops. If you try doing it you're self, it looks like you're dancing. Just had to bring that out because otherwise if you have not read the other 4 dancing ride reviews, then this review would make no sense.

The Indiana Jones Adventure is a ride where you get caught in a cave (which is part of the line. Pretty cool!) and you're trying to get out in a bumpy car. This ride is important to me because it was the first "dancing ride" I went on and it gave me my love for these type of rides. The ride is pretty scary though. Especially if you have the following fears: Snakes, Bridges, Fire, Heights, Stone Balls about to roll over you, spiders and rats, skeletons, etc. There is also an Indiana Jones robot that looks pretty cool. The actor who plays "Saul" is in the safety video. Now I don't want to tell you what happens in the ride (especially the ending) because it's so cool! If you really want to know, watch a movie on YouTube. But it's going to ruin it for you! Trust me, it's not that scary if you don't have a fear of thrill rides.

Overall Rating: 10/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Enchanted Tiki Room

2010-08-15T16:04:00.000-07:00

Show: The Enchanted Tiki Room
Number of times I've seen it: One

Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I put my cats in this room...

Enchanted Tiki Room is a show with robot birds and tiki idols that sing over and over "The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room!" They also have some cool water fountains (kind of like a tiny World or Color) and cool special effect to make it look like it's raining outside. It's about 20 minutes and is a show that's kind of educational, but most of it is just 100 birds singing "The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room!" Otherwise, it great effects to make it look real birds.

Overall Rating: 7/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Splash Mountain

2010-08-15T15:30:00.000-07:00

Ride: Splash Mountain
Number of times I've ridden it: Two

Zip-eede-doo-dah!! Zip-eede-ahhh! My, oh, my what a... HOLY STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS IN A TOASTER MADE OUT OF OLD TELEVISION ANTENNAS!

Splash Mountain is a ride based off of Song of the South where you are in a log, a "laughing place" if you will, in the water. You travel around, do some dips, and explore around while robots sing the famous song "Zip-Ee-Doo-Dah". During that you do two drops that are as big as the drops in GRR. Then you go down a drop that's 3 seconds long! That was enough time for me to scream, "HOLY STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS IN A TOASTER MADE OUT OF OLD TELEVISION ANTENNAS! " or something along that lines. You get soaking wet, wetter than GRR. After the drop, you see the picture that they took of you (my first one is kind of embarrassing because I was in the middle of yelling "HOLY STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS IN A TOASTER MADE OUT OF OLD TELEVISION ANTENNAS!") But I liked the ride. Sure it's not a dancing ride, but it's up there in my to 10 favorite rides! However, if you hate big drops or heights, you should not ride this ride. Or else you might be screaming HOLY STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS IN A TOASTER MADE OUT OF OLD TELEVISION ANTENNAS!

Overall Rating: 9/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Pirate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island

2010-08-15T15:02:00.000-07:00

Attraction: Pirate's Liar
Number of times I've been in it: One

Pirate's Liar is a island in the middle of Rivers of America, and is basically a playhouse pirate themed. You have caves that you go through, swingy bridges, and pirate type things like bring treasure out of the water. In order to get to Pirate's Liar, you have to cross the Rivers of America by riding a motor powered raft. And I think I talked about everything I wanted to talk about. There's not much to talk about.

Overall Rating: 7.5/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Mark Twain Riverboat / S.S. Columbia

2010-08-15T14:28:00.000-07:00

Ride: The Sailing Ship Columbia
Number of times I've ridden it: One

The reason I'm doing Mark Twain and Columbia in the same review is that they are the same ride, just different boats.

The Columbia is a pirate ship that you sail around Pirate's Lair and see these robots of Indians. There's also cannons that shoot out smoke, and there is a stairway that leads to a room that supposed to look like a ship in pirate times. It a pretty cool set, and it really detailed. Go do it if you're a fan of pirate boats.

Overall Rating: 8.5/10

Ride: Mark Twain Riverboat
Number of times I've ridden it: One

Not much to talk about.

The Mark Twain Riverboat is a riverboat where you sail around Pirate's Liar with Indian robots around you. I liked this ride because it had three floors (great for shade!) But it doesn't have any rooms. It's just a simple boat. Sooooooooooooooooooo, yeah...

Overall Rating: 8/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

2010-08-15T13:47:00.000-07:00

Ride: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Number of times I've ridden it: Three

Note: This is one of the rides I call "The Five Dancing Rides"(which I love) The reason why they are called that is because you do sharp turns and sudden drops. If you try doing it you're self, it looks like you're dancing. Just had to bring that out because otherwise if you have not read the other 4 dancing ride reviews, then this review would make no sense.

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad is a "dancing ride" where you're in this train riding fast down a mountain, and of course, it's a dancing ride, so I loved it. Even though I found it to have almost identical tracks to the Matterhorn Bobsleds, I liked it more. Probably because it has a really cool cave that you go through. There's not much to talk about it more than it's a dancing ride, and that if you like dancing rides than you have to go to this ride. This is also one of the 3 dancing rides that has bags to keep your loose items. Yeah, that's it. GO RIDE IT!

Overall Rating: 10/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Pirates of the Caribbean

2010-08-15T13:23:00.000-07:00

Ride: Pirates of the Caribbean
Number of times I've ridden it: At least three

Pirates of the Caribbean, like Haunted Mansion, was the ride that we did when we had nothing else to do. Besides, it's a fun one to do over and over and over and...

Pirates of the Caribbean is a classic ride where you explore in a boat what pirates do. It also has newly added Jack Sparrow in the ride, because the movie was based of the ride. It quite a cool ride. The first part you go into this room that looks like it's night time and you're outside. Another cool thing is that there is a real restaurant in that room. Then you drop down a small diagonal waterfall. And if you know me, I love drops. And you go into this pretty cool cave with awesome lighting. Then you go down another waterfall (that's it). Then you explore the awesome display of pirates! I won't tell you all of it because it's pretty awesome and you should check it out yourself!

Overall Rating: 8/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln

2010-08-15T13:09:00.000-07:00

Show: Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln
Number of times I've seen it: One

Mr. Lincoln is the first show/ride you see when you enter Disneyland, and was the first thing I wanted to go see when I didn't know what it was (because if you know me, you know I love politics).

Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln is a show where you're in a theater and watch a documentary film on Lincoln's life. Then the theater screen moves up, the curtain open, and you see a robot of Abraham Lincoln. The robot is so realistic that I have to show you a picture of it.

See what I mean? Anyway, Lincoln tells us a speech and then sits down. It's very cool, and I think they should have all of the robots in Disneyland look like this. I mean, it actually looks like him! If you love Lincoln's work, (like me (: ), then you have to go to this.

Overall Rating: 9/10

Disneyland Attraction Reveiw: Haunted Mansion

2010-08-15T12:31:00.000-07:00

Ride: Haunted Mansion
Number of times I've ridden it: At least three

The Haunted Mansion, like Pirates of the Caribbean, was the ride that we did when we had nothing else to do. Besides, it's a fun one to do over and over and over and...

The Haunted Mansion is a classic ride where you explore a mansion with ghosts and floating object moving around you as you're riding a slow moving comfy chair. The Haunted Mansion isn't really scary. It's actually pretty cool, because it uses holographic technology to make it look like ghosts are dancing in a dining room and then disappear. They also use optical illusions to make it look like statues are moving, projectors to make it look like when ever you look in a mirror a ghost in your cart, and great special effects to make it look like a talking head is floating! There's also an introduction that we think may be scarier than the ride it self (not that much scarier though). The whole ride is not that scary. My sister and brother (who are kids) were laughing through it! But if you are truly scarred of anything, then you may consider not going.

Overall Rating: 7/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: Grizzly River Run (GRR)

2010-08-14T17:18:00.001-07:00

Ride: GRR
Number of times I've ridden it: Four

Note: This is one of the rides I call "The Five Dancing Rides"(which I love them) The reason why they are called that is because you do sharp turns and sudden drops. If you try doing it you're self, it looks like you're dancing. Just had to bring that out because otherwise if you have not read the other 4 dancing ride reveiws, then this review would make no sense.

The GRR is the wettest Dancing Ride I went on. It's also the only one in California Adventure. But of course, if it's a Dancing Ride, then I would love it. It's basically the Indiana Jones Adventure except you're outside with no robots. You are also right next to the famous bear mountain. It has two drops that you get really wet after you go down them, so don't bring you're camera or anything. And you go down this rapid river with a bumpy ride! So if you like "Dancing Rides" than you will enjoy this variation of water bouncing. But if you hate drops, don't ride it. I really liked this ride. In matter of fact, we did this ride in the middle of the night, and we were soaking with the cold weather. But the line was really short, so we were like,"What the hey! Let's do again!" But you would probably suspect me saying that when I'm on a Dancing Ride.

Overall Rating: 10/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: Soarin' Over California

2010-08-14T16:58:00.000-07:00

Ride: Soarin' Over California
Number of times I've ridden it: Two

Get a Fast Pass for it. Get in the front row. Trust me, you won't regret it.

Soarin' Over California is a simulator ride where you it feels like you're flying over famous landmarks in California. First off, it has the person who plays Kronk in The Emperor's New Groove, which is cool. You get in a comfy bench which raises up in the air a couple of feet if front of a huge theater screen. Then it plays videos of an airplane view. It will push a up a little and blow air in you're face. It's very relaxing and it's really cool. If you did the "Star Trek Experience" before, then this will not freak you out. It's actually more calmer than STE. It's a very cool simulator and I would recommend it to everybody!
P.S. Except for people who are afraid of heights. Even though it's not in 3D, it's a concave shape theater which gives it a feel of depth.

Overall Rating: 10/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: Toy Story Midway Mania!

2010-08-14T16:32:00.000-07:00

Ride: Toy Story Midway Mania!
Number of times I've ridden it: Two

Wow, this ride beats Astro Blasters by a long shot. By a 30 mile long shot.

Toy Story Midway Mania is a ride in which you shoot targets, plates, and other things using technology to make it look like you're really shooting the screen. And the 4-D really adds to the effect. I loved it so much that I did it again. It is a shooting range to the extreme. What's cool about it is that it has 5 different games in one. It's also kind of a jerky ride because you're doing sudden sharp turns as you're spinning around, so it's kind of wild. You are in this chair with these cannons attached to it. When you pull the trigger, the censor will make it look like you're actully shooting the screen. And the 4-D really adds to the effect. Me, a person who loves the Toy Story Trilogy, really liked this ride.

Overall Rating: 10/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: It's Tough to be a Bug!

2010-08-14T16:18:00.000-07:00

Show: It's Tough to be a Bug!
Number of times I've watched it: One

I was going to It's Tough to be a Bug! thinking it would just be a 3D movie. But I got more than I was expected...

It's Tough to be a Bug! is a 4-D show on A Bug's Life. It's a show talking about different bugs. But it's super cool. When bugs spray acid at you, a stream of water actually sprays you! When bees start stinging people, a little pole in the back of the chair hits you lightly. When all the rats leave the theater, you can feel rat shaped thing running under you're seat. And when the stinkbug sprays, well, you get the idea. It's quite the 4-D adventure and I would recommend it to any body who likes 4-D or Z-D movies. However, if you have a fear of bugs or especially spiders (because a bunch of black widows come from the ceiling pretty close to you're face) then you should not go. Otherwise, a great movie!

Overall Rating: 9/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: Turtle Talk with Crush

2010-08-14T16:01:00.000-07:00

Show: Turtle Talk with Crush
Number of times I've watched it: One

Turtle Talk with Crush was more of an puzzle for me than a show, because I was figuring out, "How the heck do they do this?" and then I looked it up on Wikipedia, and now I understand.

Turtle Talk with Crush is an interactive show where kids can ask Crush (from Finding Nemo) anything! I read on Wikipedia that a actor with motion thingys on his head is making it look like it's Crush. It's the same technology used in Lord of the Rings. But enough on how it done, let's talk about how is the show! The show is pretty funny and I laughed through it quite a bit. I recommend it to everybody who want a good laugh!

Overall Rating: 9/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: MuppetVision 3D

2010-08-14T15:44:00.000-07:00

Ride: MuppetVision 3D
Number of times I've watched it: One

We went to MuppetVision because I like 3D, and my sister liked the Muppets. I think we were both satisfied.

MuppetVision 3D was a 15 minute movie of the Muppets trying to explain to you was their new creation is: MuppetVision! It uses polarization 3d to give you the illusion of depth. And they made the 3D pretty funny. Like they had people stuck in movies and theaters blowing up. It's also a 4-D attraction, in which they had air blowing in your faces and stuff. It is a perfect movie to see if you're a big fan of the Muppets.

Overall rating: 8/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: The Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror

2010-08-14T15:04:00.000-07:00

Ride: Tower of Terror
Number of times I've ridden it: One

When we got in line for The Tower of Terror, my heart was pounding. I was nervous for this ride more than any other. But it wasn't that bad...

The Tower of Terror is a ride where you are the subject of an episode of "The Twilight Zone", which is a pretty cool theme. This elevator at the Hollywood Hotel had a history of sending 4 people to the twilight zone because lightning struck it. And so apparently when you get in the elevator, you go into the twilight zone by being dropped a couple 20 feet, going up some more feet, then dropping again. They also have a preshow talking about the story behind the elevator. With the classic host of "the Twilight Zone" in it, the movie just makes it seem more scary. Then you get into the elevator and ride around the hotel a little bit with the hosts words in the backround.(But my legs were shaking like crazy). It's pretty cool when you're riding around because you see a mirror in which you suddenly dissapear from it. It also has the ghosts of the 4 passengers that were in the preshow. Also, a room turns in to stars which is pretty cool as well. Then you drop. It's pretty simple. You drop, you get lifted up some, you drop again. The windows open so you can see how high you really are. Then the ride stops and you hear the narrator say he's favorite line: ""The next time you check into a deserted hotel on the dark side of Hollywood, make sure you know just what kind of vacancy you're filling or you may find yourself a permanent resident of...The Twilight Zone." I recommend this ride to people who like The Twilight Zone show, or like drop towers. I would not recommend this to people who do not like drop towers or heights, or do not want to be entered in to... The Twilight Zone.

Overall rating: 8.5/10

Calfornia Adventure Attraction Reveiw: Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sully to the Rescue!

2010-08-14T14:39:00.000-07:00

Ride: Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sully to the Rescue!
Number of times I've ridden it: One

"Mike & Sully to the Rescue!" was a ride we did because there was nothing else to do. Mostly because it had an extremely short line.

Mike & Sully to the Rescue is a ride that you're in a slow moving cab driving through the adventures that Mike & Sully had trying to cover up the fact that they have a human girl. It's not that much of an exciting ride, but it does have some pretty cool holograms and a pretty awesome room where you're in the room with all of the doors floating around you. I thought the ride was entertaining but not the best ride in the world. You should certainly do this ride if you're a fan of the movie "Monsters, Inc." because it's exactly like the movie. I liked how these rooms seem different than most of the Disneyland rides. For example, when Mike is knocking on the bathroom doors, the whole bathroom is closed to make it really feel like you're in a bathroom. \

Overall rating: 7/10

iPads and 3D TV's

2010-07-07T17:57:00.000-07:00

So today I went to Best Buy to demo their 3D TV. I also got a demo of an iPad, and a short demo of the newest flip camera and the newest MacBook. Here are my reviews.

1: The Samsung 3D Television.
It was pretty cool 3d, because it's much better than that red/blue 3d. It uses polarization and shutter glasses to give you that 3d effect. It was very realistic, and my brothers and my sister was trying to touch it. Without the glasses, it looks like a messical messy mess.
Good Things: 1. It's realistic. 2. You can see it from many angles. 3. It's a big screen, HD, LCD screen.
Bad Things: 1. You need big bulky glasses. 2. The glasses are battery powered. 3. IT'S FREAKING EXPENSIVE. IT'S LIKE 30000 DOLLARS! Sorry, I kind of got angry.
Final Rating: 8.5/10 Get it if you really want to see your favorite movies in 3d. I think it would be cheaper just too rip a DVD and convert it.

2. The iPad

The iPad is four iPod Touches glued together. Not really. It's more of a big iPod Touch. And it's very cool. I really liked the keyboard option. I've had experience with iPod Touches and iPhones, and their keyboards are tiny. Your typing a 5 page report like your texting someone. But the iPad is big so you can type on a normal sized keyboard! Awesome!
Good Things: 1. Life Sized Keyboard. 2.You can run iPhone and iPod Touch apps on it. 3. Much better for watching movies.
Bad Things: 1. It can do everything an iTouch can do. 2. It's bulky! Are we supposed to carry these in our pockets? 3. AGAIN, IT'S FREAKING EXPENSIVE. IT'S LIKE 600 DOLLARS! Sorry, I need to control my anger.
Final Rating: 7/10 Just get a iTouch. It's $400 less. Get an iPad if you don't have a compute

Mini Reviews!
The Newest Flip.
I only got a minute to play with the Flip, but I've got to tell you, I'm jealous. I've got a really old flip that can only record, delete, and play videos. The new flip can do that, except it has a touchscreen, it has more storage, and it has a wide screen display that slides like a phone that's meant for texting! GOSH!
Good Things: 1. It record HD video. 2. It has a touchscreen. 3. It has more storage than my old flip.
Bad Things: 1. I bet the sliding widescreen thing is easy to break. 2. You will be touching the screen. IT WILL SMUDGE! 3. AGAIN, IT'S FREAKING EXPENSIVE. IT'S LIKE 200 DOLLARS! Wait, that's not to bad. But it's more expensive than my flip.
Final Thoughts: 9/10 Not bad for an camcorder.

The New MacBook
I only played with GarageBand and Photo Booth because I knew one thing. IT WAS GOING TO BE JUST LIKE A OLD MACBOOK! Every one has been the same! The only difference is the weight! Goodness, Steve Jobs! Make on that could cook toast! Or maybe could shoot fireballs! Okay, maybe I'm giving Uncle Steve to much, but still! Make something different besides the weight!
Good Things: 1: It's lighter. 2. It's made by Apple. 3: It has Safari?
Bad Things: 1: Looks like an old MacBook. 2. Feels like an old MacBook. 3. It even smells like an MacBook!
Final Rating: 6/10 Find the cheapest MacBook you can find and buy that!

My next blog will be my 100th blog! And to celebrate, I will be releasing a new series! MOVIE REVIEWS! Episode 1: How To Train Your Dragon! YEAH!

A new language: JAPENGLISH!

2010-06-13T16:58:00.001-07:00

The following sentences are sentences from songs turned in to Japanese, and then turned back to English. Fun.

Let me sail, let me sail, let me Orinoco Flow!
I do sail I, I'll let Orinokofuro We will sail!

I used to rule the world, sees would rise when I gave the word.
I used to look over the world, I would give up the word.

I'm blue ba da be da da da ba da da de da da da da da da
I'll be ba blue No. Dadadedadadadadada Dada Dada

I like to make my self believe, that planet earth turns slowly.
I myself like to make is that the Earth would be slow

I'm white and nerdy.
I'm a geek and white.

Mia he! Mia who! Mia ha! Mia ha ha!
He Mia! Mere man! Miahekutaru! The Mia Haha!

Don't go breaking my heart! I couldn't if I tried!
Do not Go Breaking My Heart! If I can not try it!

Because you had a bad day! You feeling knocked down. You're singing a song just turning around.
It was a bad day for you! Feel you knockdown. Only around singing your songs.

YEAH!

FanMade MST3K?

2009-12-05T17:15:00.000-08:00

Hello. This blog is called Mystery Joseph Theater 3000. And it's been a long time since I have talked about MST3K. So I have done some thing in the past. First: I have made some riftrax on some freakin old shorts. But I'm trying to see if I can get them on somewhere. But for now here the DVD covers Now below me I have the Homeade mst3k that i made. I make fun of a Microsoft comerical with Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeild. Here's the Original.

Now here's the riff!

The Carlsbad Caverns Vacation: Day 1: Arches National Park

2009-06-28T19:23:00.000-07:00

Before I start, I want to apoligise for not doing a blog for a long time. Sorry. Here we go...

The plan was to do a vacation at Carlsbad Caverns with lots of cool places to stop on the way. So we packed up the car (and boy was it full) and headed off to Carlsbad Caverns. But the first stop we made on the way was Arches National Park.

Arches National Park in Moab, Utah is the only National Park in Utah that we would go to. We saw Delicate Arch, Balanced Rock, Double Arch, 2 Window Arches, and some that we saw as we were driving away from it. That National Park I will of a rating out of 10 is 7/10.

After that we went to our first campsite. It was a little bit away from Arches but it was one of my top 3 favorite campsites on the trip. Then we packed up after the night and went to our next place: Albuquerque!

Presidents like singing.

2009-05-11T16:56:00.000-07:00

Here's George W. Bush singing Bloodey Sunday and Deck the Halls

And here are all the presidents singing the Star Spangled Banner!

2 new things happened to me

2009-03-28T15:49:00.000-07:00

#1: Goodbye XP, Hello Vista!

Yesterday I got a new computer. The cool thing about it is that it has Vista downloaded on to it. Vista looks cooler than XP. It's so cool!

#2: Glasses

Today I got my eye exam. My sight was kinda blurry when I looked at the board at school and other things at home. And the docter told me I have to wear glasses! Cool huh!

Wow, 2 things that are cool. 1 for each day. I wonder what will happen tomorrow...

PAINT = PHOTOSHOP?

2009-03-21T18:20:00.000-07:00

These pictures I made using only the program

Paint. Cool huh!

Disneyland is waiting for me!?!?!

2009-01-07T19:19:00.000-08:00

Look at this video. I'm totally freaking out!

How can I get there from Utah!

More proof that Obama works at IKEA!

2008-12-21T12:28:00.000-08:00

As I looked at the IKEA website, I wondered who was the "Employlee of the Month". Obama is.I TOLD YOU!

Wet Your Pants!

2008-12-07T14:39:00.000-08:00

Me and my friend Duncan (same person with me who did Kung Fu Fighting and Viva la Vida the movie club version) made a new song. It's a big hit!(not) But it's a good song! Listin to it now!

Hidden, Lost, and Rare Video!

2008-11-29T17:47:00.000-08:00

There are a few reasons why this is the Hidden, Lost, and Rare Video! First of, Obama already won. Second, it is not on YouTube. And Third, nobody has seen it except my parents and my sister! RARE!!!!! Hope you enjoy it!

Sorry...

2008-11-29T15:58:00.000-08:00

Our new video, "Kung Fu Fighting" got deleted by my dad until I'll get the credits right. Until that time, watch it right here on this blog! I'll get it on Blogger Viewer so you can watch it. Watch it right under this text. Until next time, Good Bye!

AWESOME!!!

Another New Video!

2008-11-28T13:38:00.000-08:00

The 2nd Movie Club Movie we made, this is our musi video to the song "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Dougles. Enjoy!!!!!!!!

P.S. Sorry I didn't make a blog soon enough.

New Video!

2008-11-15T20:35:00.000-08:00

My new YouTube video is on! It's called Joe's Energy Drink! WooHoo!
Warning: It's the sickest, grossest, and nastiest movie I had made... so far...

Weird Al in the Studio

2008-11-15T19:39:00.000-08:00

The newest interveiw with Weird Al... IN 2-D!!!!!!!!!!

Part 1

Part 2

P.S. The same people who did the animation did the video for Al's "Trapped in the Drive-Thru"

OBAMA WON!?!?

2008-11-11T20:29:00.000-08:00

I really wanted McCain but look at this! Obama won! I geuss I'll get used to it. Waaaaaaaa Waaaa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! To Bad So Sad they say. Any way here are some pictures of him as a (why am I doing this?) tribute.

HeHe... Billy Mays... He's Funny

Whatever you like parodys

2008-11-11T18:10:00.000-08:00

They seem populer these days...

Poll #1 Winners!

2008-11-01T18:48:00.000-07:00

3 votes: David Blaine
2 votes: David Copperfeild
0 votes: Criss Angel

David Blaine is the Winner!

My next poll: Holidays!!!!!!

Obama working at IKEA????

2008-10-26T18:02:00.000-07:00

It's October 26, 2008 and October time means Halloween time! And at Halloween time, that means IKEA has it's 3D Halloween Fun House!!!!

It's pretty cool, I guess.

The reason I'm talking about it is that the person who you give the money to totally reminded us of Barrack Obama!! His voice, skin color, and personality is totally like him! Is Barrack Obama taking our money for him to win? I was so tempted to say "Hey! Where's Joe Biden?" or "I'm voting for McCain!!!" Yep. If you saw him, you would think he's Obama.

But the other person was a girl. It would be funnier if the lady was replaced with someone that reminded us of Joe Biden. I guess the girl could be Sarah Palin...

What Happened?

2008-10-19T17:32:00.000-07:00

When you look at my blog today and for a long time your going to say "What Happened?" I tell you.

First of my number 897 on the top of the screen has changed to 565. And it's the same thing but green. That's my new template. You'll get used to it.

Also I have now Layout. I can put out gadgets! Look at my poll! Vote! Vote! Vote! Every week it will be changed. I'll put up more gadgets soon.

So that's what happened. Bye!

Steve Martin likes Magic!!!

2008-10-15T16:33:00.000-07:00

Who Knew?

Fun with a Greenscreen!

2008-10-01T18:16:00.001-07:00

P.S. Birds!!

Ten most funniest videos

2008-09-30T16:43:00.000-07:00

10. Viva la Vida Parody

9. HaHaHa

8. Ipod Commercial

(I already posted this on my blog)

7.Sol Animation

6. Numa Numa

5.Star Wars Kid

4. 10-second Exposure...

3. John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd

2. Criss Angel Spoofs David Blaine

And Number 1 is...

Josa La Vida!!!!

HaHaHa

2008-09-26T17:14:00.000-07:00

This is what happens when you have a black out during a Ipod commercial.

Reveiw: David Blaine: Dive of Death

2008-09-25T16:55:00.000-07:00

1 word: WOW! This was my first David Blaine special and it's amazing! First let's talk about the stunt.

Blaine's stunt this time was to stay upside down on a wire for 3 days with no food or water. Pretty cool, huh? But then he does his "Dive of Death"! Blaine jumped from the top of his rig, floated down, then ascended up into the air and disappeared. Here are the other tricks he did.

*Bullet Catch: It's so cool! The best part is they do it in slow motion!

*Extreme Burn: The best change to turn 5 1 doller bills to 5 100 doller bills!

*Fraud: Daniel Garcia's (One of Blaine's Favorite Magicains and freinds) bill trick where you move the seal from one side to the other.

*Prediction: A women pick a card. Then he takes the Ace of Spades and on the bottom says the card they picked.

*Silly Putty: Blaine takes a quarter and stretched it like silly putty.

*Melted Away: This is my favorite card trick he did. Blaine had a woman choose a card sign it, then put it back in the deck. Blaine had another woman choose a different suit. He held the deck in his hand, which visibly melted away, leaving only the chosen suit and the signed card.

*Matchbook: A person picks a card and marked it. They then sandwiches it in his hands. Then a person lights a match from a matchbook. A person then thinks of a different card as the match was held under his hand. Then he blows out the match and the card in his hand was the card he was thinking of. The first card? It was the matchbook.

*Ambitious Card: The classic trick David Blaine's version.

*Coin Bend: A person signs a quarter, then hold it in a closed fist. After everybody touched her fist, it was bent.

*Butterfly: Blaine calls for a butterfly and lands on his hand.

*Paper Jump: Blaine made a little piece of paper jump from his hand to a little girl’s hand.

*Card Jump: A girl thinks of a card, cut the deck, then flicks the deck. Half of the deck flips up and the card were she flicked was her card.

*Strange Travelers: This is one of Blaine's favorites. Blaine and his victum (in this case Orlando Bloom) each get ten cards. Blaine shows Bloom his ten cards and asks him to think of one of them. Then his card he was thinking of dissapered! Now Bloom has 11!

*Coin Dance: There are 4 cell phones on the table. He had the owners of the phones call the other phones, then put a quarter on the plate. The quarter started dancing, shaking and vibrating.

*Wrong End: Blaine eats the end of a signed bill. Then he trys to do the classic: spitting the piece back on. But on the wrong end. Woops!

*Cap thru Bottle: In this trick, he takes a cap of of the bottle and asks someone to try to put the cap in the bottle. It won't go in. Blaine took the cap, slapped it on the bottom of the bottle… and the cap jumped inside the bottle. He then had another spectator hold his hands near the bottom of the bottle, which drops off by itself.

*You're the President!: Blaine had a man take a cell phone picture of another man, then struck an outstretched dollar bill with the phone. The second man’s face appeared on the bill, in place of Washington’s face.

*Random Numbers: Blaine had random spectators call out random numbers. He then pulled out a lottery ticket with each of the chosen numbers.

*Bullseye: Blaine had a spectator choose and sign a card. Another man shuffled the deck. Blaine sprang the cards out, then threw a dart. The selected card was on the dart.

*eXile: Blaine drew three Xs in a triangle on a man’s hand, then placed a quarter between all three. One by one, he wiped the Xs off, then picked up the quarter… all three Xs were underneath.

He also did a trick dedicated to Houdini where one of the strongest man punches Blaine in the gut twice!

He also talked about his childhood. I thought it was cool.

Score: 9/10!!!

I got Tagged!

2008-09-10T18:18:00.000-07:00

I got tagged by Amber. I'm tag Dad, Grama, Wiz, and Eillen. Here's the rules: Answer the questions using only one word. Then tag four other people. Yay!

1. Where is your cell phone? Behind me

2. Your significant other? Unknown

3. Your hair? Short

4. Your mother? Kristin

5. Your father? Tim

6. Your favorite thing?Magic

7. Your dream last night? Unknown

8. Your favorite drink? Root Beer

9. Your dream/goal? Magicain

10. The room you’re in? Computer room

11. Your hobby? Magic

12. Your fear? Pain

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? School

14. What you’re not? Famous

15. Muffins? Chocalete

16. One of your wish list items? Cards

17. Where you grew up? Provo

18. The last thing you did? Homework

19. What are you wearing? Sweater

20. Favorite gadget? Computer

21. Your pets? Cats

22. Your computer? AWESOME!

23. Your mood? O.K.

24. Missing someone? Leif

25. Your car? Minivan

26. Something you’re not wearing? Socks

27. Favorite store? Partyland

28. Like someone? Kody

29. Your favorite color? Blue

30. When is the last time you laughed? Freinds

31. Last time you cried? Hurt

Yay! I'm done!

Awareness Tests

2008-09-10T17:57:00.000-07:00

How good are your powers of observation? Watch closely!

Populer Youtube Video: Numa Numa

2008-08-14T15:05:00.000-07:00

Here is a guy lip singing a weird song.

Hey! Mine is better! (I think)!

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-13T14:04:00.000-07:00

WARNING: THE 5 SECOND MOVIE YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS SO SCARY IT WILL MAKE YOU WET YOUR PANTS. I REPEAT DO NOT WATCH THE 5 SECOND MOVIE UNDERNEATH HERE

The Dragon Fanning Deck

2008-08-13T12:50:00.000-07:00

This is the coolest fanning deck ever created. A fanning deck is a deck where you can make magicial patterns.

Harry Potter 6!

2008-08-09T14:00:00.000-07:00

This trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince looks so good! I can't wait to watch it!

Magic gone wrong

2008-08-07T12:42:00.000-07:00

Here is a magicain peforming Card thru Window to an unknown car.

Rule number 4 in the magic handbook: Always be comforable peforming tricks.

Death of a Salesman

2008-08-07T12:21:00.001-07:00

My Uncle posted this video on Youtube yesterday staring my other Uncle and my Aunt.

Jay Sankey Part 5

2008-08-05T19:10:00.000-07:00

Oh my Gosh! It's Larry!!!!!!!! Episode 3 of the Amazing Larry Just came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool Coin Vanish: Silver Dream

2008-08-05T17:57:00.000-07:00

Episode 4 today is about a coin vanish that Justin Miller created called Silver Dream. In this one he makes 3 coins vanish and reappear in a lot of various ways. Let's watch.

Cool Coin Vanish: Sandwich

2008-08-03T19:14:00.000-07:00

The third episode today is about the coin vanish Sandwich. This one is not as amazing as others but still pretty cool! Two playing cards are shown along with a coin. He puts one of the playing cards down, then places the coin on the playing card, and sandwiches with the other card. With a snap, the coin vanishes, and as always, both hand are empty!

Cool Coin Vanish: Revolution

2008-08-03T13:55:00.000-07:00

This is the second episode. Our next CCV is Revolution. It was made up by Brad Christain, the president of Ellusionist.com. A coin is placed on the back of the magicains hand. Then he starts to rub the back of his hand. Then he takes the coin and it vanishes! Both hands shown empty!

Cool Coin Vanish: Raven

2008-08-03T13:29:00.000-07:00

This is the first episode of Cool Coin Vanish. Our first CCV is the Raven. David Blaine made the Raven up and did it on one of his TV specials. It is really cool. The magicain puts the coin in someone's hand. He waves his hand over her hand and it vanishes! Both hand shown empty! Here's a video of someone doing the Raven.

Amazing Coin Trick - The funniest videos clips are here

Tricky!

2008-07-30T15:13:00.000-07:00

Here is a picture that someone found on Google Earth. As you can see there is a flying car over a little ground next to a parking lot. LOOK AT THE PICTURE BEFORE READING THE BOTTOM PART!!!!!!

The secret is a black car next to the white one, so it looks like the black car is a shadow. Like I said in the title, tricky!

Jay Sankey Part 4

2008-07-24T18:17:00.000-07:00

Jay Sankey talks about THE ART OF *MANCING!

*Mancing is magic and dancing together.

Jay Sankey Part 3

2008-07-23T20:25:00.000-07:00

Here is Jay as the Boris Pocusssssssssss!

Jay Sankey Part 2

2008-07-23T20:13:00.000-07:00

Here is Jay doing cool tricks and impressions as he is acing as THE GREAT LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1

#2

Jay Sankey Part 1

2008-07-23T19:33:00.000-07:00

Jay Sankey is one of my favorite comedy magicians. Here is one of his videos. He takes a simple method that we magicians use and turns it up side down!

Good Music.Part One

2008-06-21T19:09:00.000-07:00

I like good music. There really good. Here's one of my favorite songs. It's called Money for nothing/Beverly Hillibes by Weird Al.

Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics

Favorite Movies Part 1

2008-06-20T20:26:00.000-07:00

10. Horten Hears A Who!

9. Corpes Bride

8.The Simpsons Movie

7. Spaceballs

6. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunte Events

5.The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

4.Ghostbusters

3.Meet The Robinsons

2.Jumangi

1.UHF

Making fun of senators.

2008-06-17T11:07:00.001-07:00

My sister made of McCain, Clinton, and Obama. Here are the pictures. If you agree, I think Obama looks a little TOO diffrent.

New cats!

2008-06-17T11:00:00.000-07:00

We have new pets! Yesterday we bought 2 cute kittins and we like them a lot. We have not thought of names for them yet, but we are thinking about calling them Boomer and Helo. I will give you updates on our new cats.

# 2 of the places I went to.

2008-06-05T10:33:00.001-07:00

The next town I went to is the Port Angles SUPER 8 MOTEL! The motel room was smaller than the Shearton, but still kind of cool! The room has channels Nick and Disney Channel but not Cartoon Network. For breakfast they had cearel, muffins, bread, OH and I almost forgot, WAFFLES...

While we were at the Super 8, we went on a boat called the ferry, to get to Canada! Canada is a cool place. We went to The Royal British Colombia Museum (see above). It was fun. I liked learning there.

After we checked out of Super 8, we went to A place called Hurricane Ridge. It still had snow up there! And, says a movie, it couls stay up there till late July! Wooo! That was all that happened at Port Angleus. Next blog, FORKS!

The Places I went on my trip.

2008-06-05T09:45:00.000-07:00

I went to Washington last 2 weeks and came back yesterday.I stayed at a Hotel, 2 Motels, and a Inn. I also stayed at 2 peoples houses, but today I show you the "FANCY" places. So, #1 is... THE SHERATON SEATTLE! This is the hotel. It's the fanciest place we stayed at. To bad they did not have breakfast for people to have, like the others. But our hotel room was huge! Well, not that huge. They have a TV that's big, and plays Cartoon Network, and Nick, but not Disney Channel. As we were at the Sheraton, we went on a monorail. It was fun. The monorail led us to Seattle Center. At there, they had festivals, food and singers although out Seattle Center. And they have a big fountain the looks like a turtle shell water spraying out of it. Me and Elisabeth got wet a whole bunch.It was cold but fun to. We also went to childrens museuam. It was lots of fun. I made a statue of the Space Needle. The Space Needle looks really cool and really famous. It looks like a UFO on top and there's this elevator that goes up the Space Needle and you can look out of a window. I did not go up there but it sounds fun!

Well, that's really much it in Seattle, so next blog... Port Angles!

The B.J.H War.

2008-05-15T16:46:00.000-07:00

Now your wondering, What is the B.J.H war? I thought all that's happening now is the Iraq war! Here's a hint. There's only 3 people. Here's their pictures. Now do I need to say anything more? Good. The Barack/Jhon/Hilary war.

VFD

2008-04-21T13:58:00.000-07:00

Here are all the VFDs that people think it stands for.

Vain Fat Dictator (p. 82, SS)
Valley of Four Drafts
Valorous Farms Dairy
Vaporetto of Favorite Detritus (TE)
Various Finery Disguises (Phase Two of Disguise Kit, CC and LSUA)
Veiled Facial Disguises (Phase Three of Disguise Kit, CC)
Venom Feels Delightful Press (p. 167, LSUA)
The publishing company for The Mamba du Mal: A Snake That Will Never Kill Me, by Tony "Mommy" Eggmonteror.
Verbal Fridge Dialogue
Verdant Flammable Devices (p. SS)
Verifying Fernald's Defection (p. 220, GG)
An article from The Daily Punctilio which states that Fernald was responsible for burning down Anwhistle Aquatics.
Veritable French Diner (repeatedly in LSUA)
Jerome Squalor's favorite restaurant and where he met Esmé Squalor.
Vernacularly Fastened Door
Verse Fluctuation Declaration (p. 157, GG)
Versed Furtive Disclosure (p. 153, GG)
The book Klaus finds in the Gorgonian Grotto.
Vertical Flame Diversion (SS)
Very False Documents Press (p. 162, LSUA)
The publishing company which published Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer, by Vincent Francis Doyle.
Very Fancy Doilies (throughout EE, invented as a red herring)
Very Fancy Doily Press (p. 164, LSUA)
Very Fascinating Drama (p. 80, SS)
Very Fast Delivery (p. 204, LSUA)
Very Flavorless Diet (p. 102, TE)
Klaus invents this meaning as a joke. It refers to the seaweed diet they have to eat which is very flavorless indeed.
Very Fresh Dill
Very Frightening Danger (p. v, LSUA)
Under the copyright in the Autobiography, Snicket says:
"If you recognize yourself in any of the photographs or illustrations in this book you may find yourself in Very Frightening Danger and/or slightly embarrassed but there is nothing you can do about it."
Very Fine Dramatists
Very Fun Day (p. 81, SS)
Vessel For Disaccharides
Village of Fowl Devotees
Vincent Francis Doyle (p. 162, LSUA)
The author of Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer.
Vinegar-Flavored Doughnuts (p. 81, SS)
Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes
Vineyard's Famous Donkeys (in the Autobiography, they are mentioned in the Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes)
Violent Frozen Dragonflies (p. 81, SS)
Violet's Fifteenth Date (p. 249, GG; "date" meaning "birthday")
Vision Furthering Devices (throughout The Penultimate Peril)
Visitable Fungal Ditches (p. 102, GG)
Vital Fan Disclosure (If you send an e-mail to Lemony Snicket at http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lsnicket%40harpercollins.com&action=edit&redlink=1, you will receive an "Out of Office AutoReply that is apparently mailed to you by: Anonymous Representative HarperCollins Publishers Department of Vital Fan Disclosure).
Voice Fakery Disguises (CC)
Volatile Fungus Deportation (throughout GG)
Voluntary Fish Domestication (p. 98, GG)
Volunteer Factual Dispatches (throughout GG)
Volunteer Feline Detectives
Volunteer Fire Department This is what it stands for!
Volunteers Fighting Disease (throughout HH)
Voracious Fierce Dragon (p. 82, SS)
Voracious Film Discussion Press (p. 165, LSUA)
This company published I Lost Something at the Movies by Lena Pukalie.
v • d • e A Series of Unfortunate Events
Written by Lemony Snicket and illustrated by Brett Helquist

ASoUE

2008-04-19T11:24:00.000-07:00

From left to right, Count Olaf ,Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

These are the Main
Characters of a Seires of Unfortunate Events. Lemony Snicket wrote these books. I'm on the 8th book. All of these books can be explained with 1 word .

1.Sunny

2.Nosence

3.Ike

4.Cutting

5.Kidnapping

6.Eratz

7.Tree

See the clue in here?

13 Shocking Secrets You'll Wish You Never Knew About Lemony Snicket

2008-04-19T11:08:00.000-07:00

13 secrets has been revealed! Lemony Snicket (a.k.a. Daniel Handler) would not reveal the 13th secret in his website, but thanks to Wikipedia, they disovered the 13th. Here they are!

1.Lemony Snicket is not who you think he is.
2.Lemony Snicket is one of three siblings.
3.Lemony Snicket's niece is an orphan.
4.Lemony Snicket is wanted for arson.
5.Lemony Snicket grew up with a terrible villain. (Count Olaf?)
6.Lemony Snicket attended boarding school.
7.When he was a baby, Lemony Snicket was kidnapped by a secret organization. (Was V.F.D.)
8.Lemony Snicket was fired from The Daily Punctilio.
9.Lemony Snicket helped Beatrice commit a serious crime before her death.
10.Lemony Snicket was disguised as a bullfighter when he was captured.
11.Lemony Snicket's work is filled with secret messages meant for his associates.
12.Lemony Snicket has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle. (Really?!?!)
13.He is finished.

Don't Read ASoUE

2008-04-19T09:23:00.000-07:00

Dear Blogger,
The next few blogs are about the Baudelaire orphans, the dreadful and mysterious Count Olaf, the sad Quagmires, and the confusuing intials that read V.F.D. You will be better reading another blog. Or, just in case, smash your computer with a hammer.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket.

The Simpsons

2008-03-30T19:15:00.000-07:00

The Simpsons is a funny show.

Homer is America's funniest yellow bald cartoon guy (I think there is only one). Homer loves food. Now, SPIDERPIG!!!!!!!(on the other hand) is the pig in the movie. The Simsons website is http://www.thesimpsons.com/index.html

Homestar Monkey

2008-03-25T20:12:00.001-07:00

Boy, there are lot of similer things in these pictures... Number 1= They both are funny. Number 2= They both have no shirts. Number 3= Um... no... trees... not for the monkey.

YO-YO!

2008-03-24T18:51:00.000-07:00

I like playing with yo-yos. It's fun. To the right are my first yo-yos. #1 was a Duncan Imperail and #2 was a Duncan Mosquito(expept mine was red). If you want to learn more and learn some cool tricks, I sugest you do Expert Village.

Mr .B Natural

2008-02-23T18:02:00.000-08:00

The funniest short ever: MR.B NATURAL! It is so funny! A woman acts as a man. For part 1 click here:
CLICK HERE. And for part 2 click here:CLICK HERE INSTEAD. Watch and laugh! Watch and Snort!
P.S. Heres a funny video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa0lVZhGfo0

LINERIDER!!!!!!!MST3K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-06T14:15:00.000-08:00

Here's the linerider website. I am still working on that MST3K corse! It may take a while...

Santa Claus and MST3K

2006-12-23T17:29:00.000-08:00

Ladies & Geltamen The Tom Servo Christmas carol! For a Weird reason, Tom is sad about santa! Why? Read to find out! Speaking of witch, I am trying to make a LINERIDER ( or LINERIDER ZADA or LINERIDER BETA 2) mst3k special. If you don't know what LINERIDER is, go to Google and type in linerider. Maybe you will find LINERIDER!

Spanish!

2006-12-07T16:59:00.000-08:00

I found how to say Mystery Science Theater 3000 in spanish & German. Spanish: Teatro 3000 De la Ciencia
German: Geheimnis-Wissenschaft Theater 3000
COOOOOOOOOOOL!

Waffles Waffles MST3K Waffles!

2006-12-07T16:50:00.000-08:00

Waffles. My favorite breakfest food. So why mst3k can't make fun of waffles? Here is THE WAFFLE SONG! Next blog, How to say Mystery Science Theater 3000 in spanish.....& mexin...........& german.........

MST3K Christmas( & other Holidays)!

2006-11-01T15:50:00.000-08:00

I can't wait for christmas! I was Dr.F for Halloween! Any way..... did you like the songs? Well I might find more! Hey! I found the MST3K song called The Waffle Song! I'l put it on next blog.

MMMMSSSSSTTTTT33333KKKKK!!!!!?

2006-10-28T22:30:00.000-07:00

I saw this old comshil that said,"Mystery Science Theater 3000 is nuts about peanet bars!". I said "WHAT THE HECK!". My name is Joe, So my siter sometimes call me "Joel"! I want to bring back MST3K. Today I wached Labyrinth & I made fun of it (but not the songs. They were cool!).

Mitchell!

2006-10-24T16:47:00.000-07:00

Mitchell is the last episode of Joel. It's sad I Know. Anyway see if you can find clips that say mst3k mitchell.

7 8 9 10!

2006-10-22T09:01:00.000-07:00

Here's An MST3K Website That Has The 7, 8, 9, And 10 Episodes.
Click Here For It! Engoy! Oh And Also Theres A few More Things On The Bottom That Are Cool!

My-My-Mystery Sc-Sc-Science Th-Th-Theater 3-3-3000

2006-10-20T16:04:00.000-07:00

When I'm In School I make fun of what the boss saids. That's Because I Like Mystery Science Theater 3000! I have Like 10 tapes and DVDs of MST3K! Next Blog A Link Will Be There. It has about all the songs Joel, Mike, Tom Servo, Crow, And Gypsy.

Yeah!

2006-10-19T16:15:00.000-07:00

I Have Find The MST3K Theme Song With The Words!!!! Click Here! It will Help you understand the show if you have good ears!

The End Song Of MST3K

2006-10-19T15:02:00.000-07:00

Every show has a end song. Well MST3K has one. Click Here For It! This MST3K Song Is also called The Love Theme. NOTE: Girls Might Think This Song Is Preety Like Creepy Girl. Maybe Next Blog I will Have The MST3K Theme Song With the Words.

M+S+T+3+K=MST3K

2006-10-16T10:04:00.000-07:00

The MST3K Theme Song!!!!! Click Here For It! Before Mystery Science Theater 3000 was named Mystery Science Theater 3000, Joel Thoght it Would Be good to call it Mystery Science Theater 2000. But they Called it Mystery Science Theater 3000. I think I can bring a MST3K Theme Song With The Words And The Screen. Next blog I am going to do is put up the MST3K end song.